Mar
17
Love the Chicago DMV “Express”
Posted by chuckgullett under For Buyers, For Realty Professionals, For Sellers, General Information
My visit to the DMV “Express” at 69 W Washington to renew my driver’s license on 3/16.
It’s great being a Realtor because sometimes you have a little free time during the day to get things done.
11:50 am – Woohoo! No line and one open clerk at the counter.
I kinda wanted to keep my old license, so I brought a passport, a couple pieces of mail and some credit cards.
Good morning sir, how can I help you?
I’d just like to renew my license.
Do you have your old license?
No, but I brought other id from your list.
I hand her my passport and two pieces of mail with the current address.
I’m sorry, but your passport is expired. Do you have anything else like a major credit card?
Sure. Here’s a couple cards. Take your pick.
I’m sorry, sir. These are VISA cards. I need a MAJOR credit card.
Ummmm… last I checked, Visa was a pretty major credit card. Look, I’ve got 4 of them!
Do you have a Mastercard or American Express?
Nope, just Visa and Banana Republic.
Can you go renew your passport?
Ummmm… no, can you go get your supervisor?
Supervisor comes over. Now there are 9 people in line behind me.
This gentleman would like to know if he can use a Visa. I told him we only take major credit cards.
We do. Visa is fine, we just don’t take debit cards.
Thank you, supervisor!
I make my way over to the cashier and I heard the last person in line ask how much a renewal is. The answer was $30. I have $33 in my pocket, so I’m good.
My turn at the cashier.
License renewal?
Yes.
That will be $35.
Huh? It was $30 for the last person.
You have a motorcycle license as well. It’s an extra $5.
Ugh. I’m two dollars short. Do you take credit?
We take Mastercard and American Express as she points to the sign.
No Visa?
No. There is an ATM outside.
So I go to the ATM. Wait in line. Pay a $3 service fee and get my cash.
I wait in line again at the cashier (most other people from the line have miraculously made it past the clerk)
Hi, I’m back.
Ok. It’s $30.
What? $30?
Yes sir.
Hmmmm… ok.
I go sit down to wait for my photo op. Trying to think positive. I think 5 dolla footlong.
Sir?
Yes.
Can you come back over here? It’s actually $35.
I kinda thought so. Here ya go.
Some random lady in line chimes in.
If you are just giving money away, I’ll take some.
All I could muster was something between a smile and a crazed glare mixed with a weird laugh.
She didn’t say anything else.
Next, I get my picture taken. That was quick. I get my license and get outta there. It’s only 12:40, but I feel like a decade went by.
In summary. I highly recommend the DMV Express at 69 W Washington if you are looking to take your patience to its limit and feel awesome about how competent you are.






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